Saturday, June 30, 2007
Oh boy! Somebody's always got to mess it up for the rest of us...
The problem? It puts me at risk. I post way too many private and personal things (pictures of my son and so forth). I in no way want to exploit me, my family, friends or blogging buddies. And though I am not about censorship, I'm smart enough to draw the line when safety becomes an issue.
Obviously I've taken down the picture to avoid any further connections with it. And it seems that someone took it upon themselves to block the page or something, maybe the person who actually owned the photo.
I do this blogging thing to entertain and maybe lend a crazy hand to those I know. I believe that if too many things are kept in the dark, it hinders progress. Meaning, something that I'm going through could help someone else. So I try not to hold back, showing all the lovable and less-than-lovable sides of Miss Nikki Ann. But I'd shut dis bitch down before I put anyone I know in harms way. Quick and simple.
This internet thing can be fun BUT dangerous. And most of us using it are just innocent everyday people who don't have a full understanding of the precarious situations we put ourselves in everyday we log on (see this article: Dangers of Personal Blogging). I keep taking chances with the internet with the idea that there is more good than evil in this world, but shit, I have been known to be wrong (ask Paul).
I have a site meter on my blog to measure who's coming in and out, just for cases such as the one that happened today. I know the computer ID Addresses of my core readers. When I notice an unusual visitor, I monitor which page they viewed and so forth to gain a better understanding of why they're hittin'-up my blog. My readers are mostly family and friends, checking to see what craziness I'm up to, and I ain't tryna attract any nut jobs who are jacking off to pictures of my son or his friends. And I'm sorry to be that blunt with you all, but that's the truth of the matter about these perverted folks on the net.
And though I try to monitor my site, it's not a fool-proof system--but it did help me to catch today's glitch.
I'm not shutting anything down--YET--or taking any pictures off, but I will (I'd even remove those new voice recordings I've been doing if need be).
And yeah, if I do stop blogging in this personal and intimate fashion, I'll just have to listen to my ego complaining about not being able to chat with you all through my blog--but it'd be worth it to keep everyone safe. Friggin' perverts!
So we'll see how it goes. And hey, there's always emailing or snail mail...
Nikki-ku
Friday, June 29, 2007
Oh, Crap! I've been tagged for a meme...
1. When I'm working (no jokes Peanut or Paul!) I carry peanut butter and jelly to work almost everyday and never grow tired of it! Neva!
2. I eat homemade oatmeal (sometimes Irish steel cut) EVERY morning (with a few exceptions). My favorite is cooking it slow with a dash of salt, butter, grade-A-dark-amber maple syrup, brown sugar, raisins, and sunflower seeds.
3. I cook 30-minute oatmeal for about an hour and 5-minute oatmeal for about 15 minutes.
4. Before I was a mom, I'd sometimes hit the sack at 6 PM! I loved to cuddle up early and read books until falling asleep.
5. Before motherhood, I bitched about not having enough time to write (go figure), now I write more than I ever did when I had the time.
6. I only allow myself to look into the mirror once a day (twice if I'm going out at night), and that's first thing in the morning. After that, Lawd only knows what's stuck to my face or up my nose. I had a childhood friend who was so obsessed with mirrors, she'd borrow people's hand mirrors during class and then retreat to the bathroom in between classes to look at herself. Something about her insecurities helped to build my self-esteem, and I decided that all of that just wasn't worth it; I refused to sit there and overly critique the looks that God had given me--they are what they are and that's that.
7. There was a night when I had 15 shots of rum. Seriously. Now I barely drink (breastfeeding can cure you of it!), and when I do, I complain if folks are trying to get me to have a second round. Man, I'm a wimp now!
8. More and more I realize that I am more like my dad than I like to admit. Crap!
Bonus: 9. My dad works out of state a lot, and mom and I are so excited when he goes (it's the whole girls being tidier in the bathroom and kitchen issue/stereotype). But honestly, I do enjoy him when he returns home after months of being away--but I won't let him know that!
Now, I know I'm supposed to tag someone else, but I'd feel just awful doing that! (did u see how i just wore an insecurity on my sleeve, not wanting to bother anybody by tagging them!) At least I faced part of my "meme/tagging" fears by posting my own.
That's it.
I'm out!
Miss Nikki Ann (who'll face the second part of her fear later own, cause Lawd knows, what we avoid always comes back at us...)
Um, I'm really into this whole Lawd thing right now.
Ciao!
Sick with Happiness (warning: explicit material)
Gabcast! Quotable #7 - Sick with Happiness (warning: explicit material)
Warning: Explicit! A angry essay/spoken word/performance art piece performed by Miss Nikki Ann (circa 2002)
Da Debil:The Devil (warning: explicit material)
Gabcast! Quotable #6 - Da Debil:The Devil (warning: explicit material)
Warning: Explicit! A angry essay/spoken word/performance art piece performed by Miss Nikki Ann (circa 2002)
Allow Me to Introduce Myself (warning: explicit material)
Gabcast! Quotable #5 - Allow Me to Introduce Myself (warning: explicit material)
Warning: Explicit! A angry essay/spoken word/performance art piece performed by Miss Nikki Ann (circa 2002)
Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice
In my twenties, I went through some funny angry phases. During that time, I had a friend say to me, "Miss Nikki Ann (yes, she did actually call me that), I don't know. I don't think it's healthy to be angry like that." Then at another time, I had an open and angelic friend who said, "Yes, sit the anger down, have tea with it, and then send it home." What I've found is that listening to my ego--not accepting the lies it tells me, just listening--has helped me to move into a more centered me; it got me in better touch with my spirit.
During those angry periods, I started writing what I called Angry Essays. My angelic friend loved them so much, and at some point I decided that I should record them and turn them into a CD. I was working in radio and thus had access to a studio where I could record these pieces for free: yippee! So I did just that and have now uploaded a few of them for your listening pleasure--and if the mood hits me, maybe I'll post more or record some newer ones, who knows...
Anywho, these pieces are dedicated to e.Craig, who wasn't afraid to ask Miss Nikki Ann about her OTHER side (ego versus love, an everyday battle). Also, e.Criag's inquiry has sparked in me a desire to create a new section of posts: Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice. Obviously these will be posts that allow my ego, or someone else's, to vent out its lies. But I must ask you to remember that the things posted under Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice are of the ego, and are never to be trusted or ingested for long. For me, the spirit is the truth and the ego is just sad entertainment that can be very dangerous and harmful, unless one is willing to grow from seeing the errors of the ego's misguidance.
Also, please note that Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice will contain explicit material. This material is not meant to offend, it's only meant to shake you up a bit, rattle your nerves a little, just to keep you from getting too comfortable and set in your old ways that may not be working. Also, hell, some of this material just gives me a good laugh.
I'm Out
Miss Nikki Ann (who in her 20's wanted to be a female version of Dolemite--that mutha-fucka was da's shit!) **and so the uncomfortable moments begin...
"A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson: reading 4
Miss Nikki Ann delivers a reading from Marianne Williamson's book, "A Return to Love" (Chapter Six: Relationships:Section 11, Closed Hearts )
Thirty-Ish Guide
These mini episodes are actually based on real life stories that have been told to me or I've experienced first-hand. Sometimes I may combine two or more stories to create an episode.
For example, the first episode stems from my own experience with anti-anxiety medication that my doctor prescribed for my nerves during that time of the month. At the same time, I've spoken with so many of my girlfriends who are on one type of medication or another for anxiety, depression and sleep deprivation. Although I'm cynical about those topics in my writings, these things have become a major issue for many woman AND men in America--just check-out all the commercialized prescriptions on the matter.
The second episode about the child putting his mom's toothbrush in the toilet stems from three stories. My mom once had a client who'd told her that her son used the bathroom toilet bowl brush to brush his teeth! At another time, a friend of mine said that when she was little, she used to bring her mother ice cold glasses of water, and her mom, curious one day about this delicious water, followed her child to see where she was getting it from. Of course, from the episode, we know it was from the toilet. Lastly, when Sir was one-and-a-half (in the fall of 2006), he became obsessed with toilets. Many times I caught him at OTHER people's houses playing in the toilet, soaked and wet! Yuck!
So these episodes are about real happenings that are brought to light during group sessions with a roomful of women who are in their thirties.
Welcome to Crazy World, where all the dark secrets of women living in their thirties are exposed. Don't be ashamed of eavesdropping. And leave my characters some words of advice or stories of your own. When leaving comments, don't be afraid to be firm and strong in your responses, the characters aren't real, and thus, won't respond back with any lip action.
I'm out!
Miss Nikki Ann
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wowsers!
Thanks Craig! I love the blog (Mush and Joe Virtual Cafe) and am so excited to be apart of the experience.
Miss Nikki Ann
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
"A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson: reading 3
Miss Nikki Ann delivers a reading from Marianne Williamson's book, "A Return to Love" (Chapter Six: Relationships:Section 8, Romantic Love)
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
A Return to Love by Marianne Williamson: reading 2
Miss Nikki Ann delivers a reading from Marianne Williamson's book, "A Return to Love" (Chapter Six: Relationships:The Special Relationship)
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In New Zealand, a couple can't name their son '4real'
Pat and Sheena Wheaton said they decided to name their new baby '4real' shortly after having an ultrasound and being struck by the reality of his impending arrival.
'For most of us, when we try to figure out what our names mean, we have to look it up in a babies book and ... there's no direct link between the meaning and the name,' Pat Wheaton told TV One on Wednesday. 'With this name, everyone knows what it means.'
But when the parents filed the name with New Zealand's Registry of Births, Deaths and Marriages, they were told names beginning with a number were against the rules.
The government office has opened negotiations with the parents about the name under a policy that says all unusual names must be given case-by-case consideration.
'The name has not at this stage been rejected,' Registrar-General Brian Clarke said in a statement Thursday. 'We are currently in discussions with the parents ... to clarify the situation.'
Clarke said the rules are designed to prevent names that are 'likely to cause offense to a reasonable person.' Satan and Adolf Hitler were proposed names that have been declined, he said.
If no compromise has been reached by July 9, the baby will be registered as 'real,' officials say.
New Zealand law requires all children born in the South Pacific nation to be registered with the Births, Deaths and Marriages registry within two months of birth."
Baby with 25 names!: Knock-out name for baby girl - Yahoo! News
The little girl's mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family's bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring.
Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is: Autumn Sullivan Corbett Fitzsimmons Jeffries Hart Burns Johnson Willard Dempsey Tunney Schmeling Sharkey Carnera Baer Braddock Louis Charles Walcott Marciano Patterson Johansson Liston Clay Frazier Foreman Brown.
Her full name, which left register office staff in Perton, Wolverhampton reeling is:
Maria told the city's Express and Star: 'The whole thing came about because both my mum and dad are obsessed with boxing and have a bit of a daft sense of humour.
'When I was young I couldn't ever remember my name. It took me to the age of 10 to memorise it all.'
The 33-year-old mother added: 'I'm hoping Autumn has a good sense of humour with her name. It's never done me any harm though.'"
Monday, June 25, 2007
Miss Nikki Ann's Reading...
Gabcast! Quotable #1 - "A Return to Love" by Marianne Williamson
A reading (by Miss Nikki Ann) from Marianne Williamson's "A Return to Love"
Sir and the Missing Stuff--AND NOW, The Bandaged Cut
Um, as I was typing this post, Sir cut his finger on a seashell that was in his gift bag from playgroup. Blood was everywhere--thank God it didn't mess up the couch or carpet. (**Didn't I tell myself NOT to take my eyes off him?**) Each day he's wearing a bandage for one reason or another. Geez....
The Joost
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Thirty-Ish: Part Two
Action: Linda stands up, wringing her hands.
Dialogue: Hi, my name is Linda, I'm 30-ish, welcome to the world of crazy. For weeks now, my 4-year-old had kindly been bringing me my toothbrush every morning, right after I get out of bed. And this morning I reallly had to go to the potty...um...I mean, bathroom, so I couldn't wait on him. As I walked into the bathroom, I caught him gently swooshing my toothbrush around in the toilet bowl before applying the toothpaste. (**Linda turns and faces Miss Nikki Ann**) And yes, Miss Nikki Ann, I am on Prozac and have a tendency to share my medications with any needy mom. Call me if you need to, girl. And tell your father I said great job on letting Sir run like a crazy person into a road that could have easily been filled with racing cars and ice cream trucks.
To be continued...
Click here to go to Thirty-Ish: Part One
Once again...
or...
http://twitter.com/MissNikkiAnn
lately i've been doing lots of random updates on twitter because it's much easier since i can text the messages from my phone (it's a touch task trying to find time to turn on the computer to post to my blog while keeping up with The Sir). so be sure to scroll through my twitter messages that are posted here on the blog to the left, after the about me section (or go to my twitter page, which is also listed above). i think i'm almost up to 70 posts on twitter. amazing, since it's only been a few days. but, it's only my new addiction; i can't wait to see how long i'll be obsessed with it before i move on to the next...
***miss nikki ann is trying to make JOOST.com her next addiction, but is having a hard time finding someone to give her an invite (sad that you need an invite to get in). if anyone has an extra invite or knows of anyone who does, hook a sista up! dang!
Dad and The Sir
A Return to Love by Marianne Williamson
--Marianne Williamson, "A Return to Love"
Friday, June 22, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Touching
Miss Nikki Ann
Click here to go straight to the video, it may take a minute to load, but it's well worth the wait.
"I received this email from a co-worker and you guys have got to read and see the attached slide show.
Sensitive Sally's get ready to cry and fellas take notes! PLEASE click on the link at the bottom...
the pictures and the music are BEAUTIFUL!!
Robert Gray, Jr. asked all of his nearest friends and his parents and his girlfriends
parents to come into Atlanta and he paid for all of them to spend the
night at the Ritz their in Atlanta . He told his girlfriend, who is now
his fiancé, that they were going to a formal affair at the Ritz. You
will notice in the video that they are both dressed for a formal event.
When they got there he had all of his male friends gathered in one room
and he asked them to interview his girlfriend(so to speak). They were
allowed to ask her questions that they felt would provide answers to
reassure them & him that she is the one for him. Then he had each of
his male friends to join their wives in their individual rooms and each
couple prayed with them (he & his girlfriend) separately. He also had
an envelope in each of the rooms with the individual couples. The
envelopes touched upon different aspects of their future together.
Then he took his girlfriend into the room where they greeted his parents and
then into a room where they greeted her parents and there he asked her
parents for her hand in marriage. Lastly, he took her into a separate
room and formally proposed to her (AWESOME). From there they joined all
of their very immediate family and friends in a room where they
celebrated his proposal to her (their engagement).
Robert is a graduate of Southern University (Q-dog) and is now an
accountant with Home Depot at their corporate office in Atlanta . My
understanding is that he financially footed the bill for this weekend
himself. It was not supplemented by his parents. I was told that he
moved in with his sister for approx. 6mos. and saved the money to pay
for the engagement ring and all of the bells and whistles for this very
special evening.
IT IS LENGTHY BUT WORTH VIEWING. HOPEFULLY, YOU WILL ENJOY IT AS MUCH AS
I DID."
http://www.blogger.com/www.photosbyknight.com/gray/
Another Thursday
I hope everyone is well. My internet was down yesterday, but that forced me to do some well-needed reading. Must go now. Toddlers are everywhere.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
Aaron and Sir's Big Adventure
Sunday, June 17, 2007
Boo-hoo
I try so hard to be open to people and their myriad of issues. In trying so hard, I often don't accept the fact that just because I try really hard to accept their issues, it doesn't mean that they will return the same favor. And what does that make me? It makes me a "poor me" type. Oh poor little Nikki, her feelings are hurt because people won't accept her the way she is. More than likely you'll find that few people will accept you exactly as you are. I've decided that only God can do it 100%. After God, I find that my immediate family members are an extension of that, with my mom, dad, Peanut, and Sir being the best at it (Sir because he doesn't know any better yet). Ya' see, I think parents have this hard task of accepting the fact that no matter how hard they work on raising their children, they will still be their weird little individual selves. And my brother's pretty good at accepting all of my craziness, except that I know there are moments when he's wondering what planet I came from. But siblings are also forced into accepting you because they know that no matter what, they can't change the fact that you were born to the same people. As they say, you can choose your friends, but you can't choose what weirdo of a brother you get (yes, that's a mean-spirited, yet loving, shot at Peanut!).
After my breakdown, I walked over and gave my mother a long hug--I barely wanted to let go of her soft skin. I told how much I appreciate her accepting me, even when she may not understand me--my mother always has my back. And I must note that my dad is amazing. I feel safe saying that he's totally, utterly, and foolishly in love with me. I'm living life in ways that he dreams--he does live through me. And guess what, I too live through someone...Sir. He has tendencies and personality traits that I'm way too afraid to try out. That dude lives life out loud and doesn't give a shit, and I'm trying my hardest not to break his lively spirit out of my own fears and society's bullshit.
The rebel in me wants to say: "Fuck what people think."
But the wise woman in me says: "But God...but God."
And for those who don't get that But God thing, I don't have the time to explain it. Just picture a southern black slave picking cotton in the motherfuckin' heat after being raped by massah the night before, and then she sighs, "But God...but God." Got it?
I seem to have lost so many things. Material and financial goods. The more I lose the more I am forced to trust God. That trust deepens everyday and leads me to do more things that I'm proud of. And there's no amount of money or lavish and pretty things that will make God proud of me. There's no amount of education or degrees or training that will make God proud of me. Each day I am being forced more and more to accept that what's physical can't surpass what's spiritual. I am humbled. And I am almost sure (almost because I can't say for sure what God and I will come up with next) that I will continue to lose more material things. And when my Job Syndrome ends, I hope to be all the wiser and spiritually richer for the journey. Until then, I'm enjoying the freedom that poverty is providing (yes, society would, and does, label me as poor). You'd be amazed how free you feel when money isn't an issue because there just ain't any.
But God...but God.
Miss Nikki Ann
Saturday, June 16, 2007
Friday, June 15, 2007
Me & The Sir
I spent a good 30 minutes pushing Sir on a swing today at the park. The weather was beautiful and my company was insatiable (he would have stayed on that swing all day if I'd let him). Afterward, we went for a walk around the neighborhood and spoke with some folks. It was a quiet morning for Sir, but then he spent his afternoon and evening fussing at me about not paying him enough attention, as if being pushed on that flippin' swing until my arm almost went numb wasn't enough attention for one day. You can't please these kids!
Last tidbit: Miss Nikki Ann did not look that cute at the park. Try picturing me in need of a haircut and eyebrow waxing, wearing wrinkled jeans and a shirt that Sir had probably dirtied with his sticky little hands. Now that's living in the real world!
Shout out to Deb for the wonderfully jaded "bitch-fest" we had.
The Sir
He's been pushing his little friends around, like this...
Actually, these pics are a little old. The top ones are from the fall and the last one is about two months old, so he's made lots of progress with his pushing (sadly enough, most of his victims are little people). But toddlers are funny beings, they tend to progress and regress quite often. So I'll just say that TODAY he hasn't hit or pushed anyone.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Eating Off the Floor: The 5-second rule--busted?
Click here to see news video...
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
It is said that...
Monday, June 11, 2007
Edith shouldn't have to be a nanny
(FYI: Miss Nikki Ann believes each person has their own individual set of truths. And they create a reality based on those truths. Change those truths, and you change their reality. But that's just MY truth. And whether or not I appreciate someone else's truth doesn't matter, either way, their truth will still exist. Blah...Blah...and more Blah...Yadda, yadda, yadda...)
Here's the link (I'm out!):
Edith shouldn't have to be a nanny
Thirty-Ish: Part One
To be continued...
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Baby Pics on the Net: Public or Private? : Dory Devlin : Yahoo! Tech
Baby Pics on the Net: Public or Private? : Dory Devlin : Yahoo! Tech
Thursday, June 07, 2007
Saturday, June 02, 2007
My Truth: It's Still Me
"Dipping? Quitting?" by Jennifer Louden
"Seth Godin has a new book out, The Dip, reviewed brilliantly here by Andy Wibbel.
I want to read Seth's book because I'm fascinated by the people I meet who share a blearily stunned expression while muttering, "Wait a minute. I'm living my dream and it's not all rosey. I'm still struggling. I still get burned out, disappointed or even fail! By definition, I didn't think that could happen."
As more and more of us have taken the plunge to live more authentically and to follow our hearts, thus often striking out to work for ourselves so that we don't have to cut ourselves into little pieces working for "the man," more and more of us are realizing, "Whoops, that doesn't mean happily ever after."
If you think nobody could be that naive, you'll have to call me Pollyanna because I certainly believed, FOR YEARS, that doing what I loved for my living conveyed upon me a kind of super girl protection, which included, but was not limited to, never being bored, never burning out, and never wondering if my life had any meaning.
It took a whole lot of dips to learn that there is no Omega point! There is no place to get to. That's what makes me queasy about The Secret--to me, and this may be me, well, of course it's me, but can you see my point?-- the line of thinking in that movie enforces a "get there and get it and then live happily ever after." And if you don't? Then you didn't do it right.
Thoughts on what it is like to live your dream? Or what dips have been part of living your dream?"