Monday, June 11, 2007

Thirty-Ish: Part One

The Setting: A roomful of 30-something-year-old women.

Action: Miss Nikki Ann raises her hand and stands up.

Dialogue: "Hi, my name is Miss Nikki Ann. I'm 30-ish. Welcome to the world of crazy. And why in the hell didn't anyone in the room tell me they were on Adapin, Allegron, Celexa, Cymbalta, Lexapro, Lorazepam, Paxil, Prozac, Wellbutrin, Zoloft, Zispin, Coffee, Cigarettes...?"

To be continued...