Sunday, August 07, 2011

5 Things My World Showed Me Today

  1. Toys "R" Us is gearing up to hit consumers with a massive, pricey fall and winter holiday season.  Be forewarned.
  2. Toys "R" Us is like the government: They think kids are robots.
  3. Every parent has the same complaint: "He/She got the pillow pet, took a look at, adored it for its cuteness and hasn't bothered with it since Christmas."
  4. The government thinks I haven't noticed the gas prices creeping to $5/gallon again.
  5. People are like hamsters.  That wheel is addictive, huh?

"Be good;
Be patient;
Or just be too drunk to be held accountable."

FYI:  The latter never worked for me, but YOU could be the exception; there's one to every rule, right?  Right!

~MissNikkiAnn, very sick and a bit jaded