The human body produces its own supply of alcohol naturally on a continuous basis, 24 hours a day, seven days a week?
The world's oldest recipe is for beer?
Vikings used the skulls of their enemies as drinking vessels.
The early church declared that alcohol was an inherently good gift of God to be used and enjoyed...to despise alcohol was heresy.
During prohibition, temperance activist hired a scholar to rewrite the bible by removing all references to alcohol beverage.
While there wasn't any cranberry sauce, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, or pumpkin pie to eat at the first Thanksgiving, there was beer, brandy, gin, and wine to drink.
Anyone under the age of 21 who takes out household trash containing even a single empty alcohol beverage container can be charged with illegal possession of alcohol in Missouri.
*Nikki clears her throat* And for those hitting the booze too hard, I have no idea where you can purchase that book to the left.And for you ladies who are looking to hangout with Mr. Boozin' It Up Bear, I'll see what I can do to get his info--that is if he can focus long enough to give me his digits. He's such a sloppy drunk and we fight about it all the time.
LOL
Latas!
